I have a girlfriend who is an Olympic-class ice skater. She is racing, and the course has 50 marks on it. She wants me to be waiting on the course for her. She starts off racing, then crashes into me, and then we glide together to the finish line. I don't like it, because it slows her down to carry me. I tell her I will wait at the finish line, but she says, "No!" Our friends are watching, and they have suggestions for what I should do.

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